{"id":6633,"date":"2022-10-31T21:05:18","date_gmt":"2022-10-31T21:05:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/revistaprogreso.com.mx\/?p=6633"},"modified":"2022-10-31T21:05:21","modified_gmt":"2022-10-31T21:05:21","slug":"la-columna-padre-gallo-dijo-mi-mama-que-siempre-no","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistaprogreso.com.mx\/index.php\/2022\/10\/31\/la-columna-padre-gallo-dijo-mi-mama-que-siempre-no\/","title":{"rendered":"LA COLUMNA\/PADRE GALLO…\u00a1DIJO MI MAM\u00c1 QUE SIEMPRE NO!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Me pregunt\u00f3 un lector:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

&\/&\/&\/&\/<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00bfEduardo Fentanes seguir\u00e1<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

al frente del Santos Laguna, o,<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

contratar\u00e1n al turco Antonio<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Mohamed?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

&\/&\/&\/&\/<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sin pensarla mucho, respondo:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

&\/&\/&\/&\/<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00a1Repite Fentanes!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

&\/&\/&\/&\/<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00bfRaz\u00f3n?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

&\/&\/&\/&\/<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Es el t\u00e9cnico m\u00e1s barato del futbol<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

mexicano.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

&\/&\/&\/&\/<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Mohamed, pavorreal que no brinca<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

en el metate santista e inalcanzable<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

para los bolsillos de Irraragorri.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

————————<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

LA COLUMNA<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

PADRE GALLO<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

En una de sus m\u00faltiples giras<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

por el sur del pa\u00eds, recuerdo que<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

en ret\u00e9n montado por el Ej\u00e9rcito,<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

detuvieron para revisi\u00f3n la camioneta<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

donde viajaba AMLO.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

&\/&\/&\/&\/<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

A todos los obligaron a bajar del<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

veh\u00edculo.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

&\/&\/&\/&\/<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Eso no le pareci\u00f3 al Mazcuzpano y<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

les advirti\u00f3:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

&\/&\/&\/&\/<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cCuando llegue a la Presidencia, lo<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

primero que suceder\u00e1 es regresarlos<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

a los cuarteles. Nada tienen que hacer<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

en las calles\u201d.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

&\/&\/&\/&\/<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00bfPor qu\u00e9 reculo y sali\u00f3 con su batea<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

de babas?:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

&\/&\/&\/&\/<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00a1Dijo mi mam\u00e1 que siempre no!!<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Me pregunt\u00f3 un lector: &\/&\/&\/&\/ \u00bfEduardo Fentanes seguir\u00e1 al frente del Santos Laguna, o, contratar\u00e1n al turco Antonio Mohamed? &\/&\/&\/&\/ Sin pensarla mucho, respondo: &\/&\/&\/&\/ \u00a1Repite Fentanes! &\/&\/&\/&\/ \u00bfRaz\u00f3n? &\/&\/&\/&\/ Es el t\u00e9cnico m\u00e1s barato del futbol mexicano. &\/&\/&\/&\/ Mohamed, pavorreal que no brinca en el metate santista e inalcanzable para los bolsillos de Irraragorri. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":6634,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[40,14],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistaprogreso.com.mx\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6633"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistaprogreso.com.mx\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistaprogreso.com.mx\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistaprogreso.com.mx\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistaprogreso.com.mx\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6633"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/revistaprogreso.com.mx\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6633\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6635,"href":"https:\/\/revistaprogreso.com.mx\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6633\/revisions\/6635"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistaprogreso.com.mx\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/6634"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistaprogreso.com.mx\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6633"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistaprogreso.com.mx\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6633"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistaprogreso.com.mx\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6633"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}